a-past-to-overwrite:

Reasons I hate summer:

• it’s hot so I sweat a lot
• it’s hot and I want to wear short but MY THIGHS OMG
• it’s hot and people expect you to go outside
• it’s hot and I get a sunburn
• it’s hot

dramasbomin:

9darkhours-9personas-9dorms:

bakuraryou:

johannahmontana:

arclightsarentinzexalii:

kaito-sama:

phoenixedo:

arclightsarentinzexalii:

every american i’ve talked to on skype asked about bagged milk so far

what the hell is bagged milk?

what

gUYS

IT’S JUST MILK

IN A BAG

WHY IS THIS SUCH A STRANGE CONCEPT

BECAUSE IF YOU OPEN IT, DOESN’T IT GO EVERYWHERE?

HOW DO YOU EVEN

#but.. can’t you open it like you open bagged water?

WHAT THE FUCK IS BAGGED WATER

WHY ARE YOU BAGGING DRINKS?

(Source: youngmoneynort)

behind-a-wall-of-illusion:

somenerdygirl:

pantskitton:

spains-a-total-uke:

When I was little, I used to think it was silly that they put the “external use only” label on bottles because no one would want to eat a bottle of aloe vera, but after reading fanfiction, I know who those warnings are meant for

UNTIL I READ THIS I GENUINELY STILL THOUGHT THAT THE PURPOSE OF THOSE LABELS WAS TO STOP PEOPLE EATING THE PRODUCT

FUKCKK

(Source: thorsies)

caskettheat47:

mjsofter:

phalangesbyfive:

if i see one more post with the castle fandom hijacking stamp i will MURDER

Beckett will hunt you down if you murder!

pumpernicklefagbag:

ragehappystolemysleep:

harrystylesnickgrimshaw:

when I’m a parent, I’m going to give my child the day of the full moon off from school every month and see how long it takes the administration to notice

reason 325 why tumblr users should never be parents

reason 325 why tumblr users should definitely be parents

eemersonm:

chosenprat:

I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since there’s no difference between yes and no and that’s the story of how I gave someone a bloody nose

bealli62:

togetheratskyfall:

breathlessintake:

crowleytimekeeper:

technicolortardis:

frenchie-atbakerstreet:

doctorwhovengerlock:

kanyewesticle:

it’s a 1 not L

we’ve been doing it wrong

So it’s technically tumboner?

And suddenly everything makes so much more sense.

tumboner im so done

omfg

This is the plot twist of all plots twists. I bet the staff is laughing at us now

sheenathehyena:

datekougyous:

• Failing a test you studied really hard for
• Getting replaced in a friendship
• Getting ignored 
• Having something that you’re looking forward to, get cancelled
• Having to fight back tears in front of people
• Finding out that the person you like, likes someone else
• Goodbyes

• Showing your parents something you’re proud of only to get a disinterested reply

That last one always breaks my heart.

(Source: infatua-ti0n)

opeeta:

watch-so-much-tv:

lailalilac:

ozzyosborntodie:

i want to be a librarian when i grow up because i’ll get paid to tell people to shut up 

How did I not think of this.

And you get to read all the books

Tumblr is the only place librarians are cool